“I’ve seen fake gods and bad gods and demigods and would-be gods. And out of all that, out of that whole pantheon, if I believe in one thing, just one thing… I believe in her.”

(via bowtiesandbunkbeds)

but if you try to steal my boyfriend i will fuck you up.

My normal blog is super happy! I swear!

You’re fat. They’d be DDs if you weren’t, but you are. I’ve been buying specialty bras since I was 15 because I’m a 30F. You’re a 40DDD and you’d be able to buy normal bras if you worked out as much as you bitch about your tits.

Is just a giant outlet for you to be pretentious.

You’re the most uninformed person I know. If you would just shut up people might not know that about you, but you seek out intelligent conversation like a heat seeking missile.

You wreck so many conversations by disagreeing just to sound like you understand what we’re talking about, but you don’t.

I have a main blog. Message me if you want something with more pictures.

A lot of people I know in real life follow that one so I’m saving all the feelings and shit for this one.